A night of interesting comments...

A little background for this post. A few years ago a friend and I were hanging out so much she joked that the monster was going to start referring to us as his two moms. Unbeknown to us he was listening to this conversation and asked if she was going to be his step mom. I thought he had forgotten about it but I guess I was wrong since he keeps bringing it up at odd times.

Tonight this friend and I decide to go shopping, she gets here before he gets back from his friends house. I call him to let him know he needs to get home quickly since we need to leave when he asks to speak to "his other mom" when I ask why he says just to put her on. So I put it on speaker phone. He asks her if he can get his lip pierced????? Are you kidding me? She tells him no, he has to wait until he is at least 16.

After we go to the mall we decide to go out to eat. At dinner they are working on a mad libs type puzzle to pass the time while we wait for our food. Here is a small portion of the conversation:

Friend: name a body part

Monster: uuuhhhh,,,,

Friend: ear, finger, tooth, eye ball, arm....

Monster: haha you said balls

Friend: hahaha

Monster: use balls

Friend: (finishing the mad libs story about going to the beach) bring a towel because your balls might get wet.

And we all collapsed into laughter.

This about sums up the start of my weekend.